MADE WHEN
YOU ORDER.
Printed to order. Your gear gets made because you want it, not because someone forecast a landslide.
EST. IN A PERMANENT STATE OF DISBELIEF
They’ve got a mandate.
You’ve got a better T-shirt.
Australian political satire. Clothing with a point.
For anyone who’s had a bloody gutful.

THE UNOFFICIAL UNIFORM
For the pub. For the protest.
For explaining yourself at Christmas.
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We’re Crooked Policy Co. An Australian clothing label for people who watch Question Time and wonder whether anyone’s read the question.
We turn political theatre into things you can actually wear. No rehearsed party lines. No polished talking points. Just a healthy disrespect for anyone taking themselves too seriously.
Every side gets a serve.
That’s the whole policy.
FOR THE RECORD
Printed to order. Your gear gets made because you want it, not because someone forecast a landslide.
We make clothes and take the piss. Wearing a tee is not an endorsement of an entire political philosophy.
A little independent thought looks good on you. Especially when it comes with absolutely no talking points.